I talk to myself in different accents when no one is around
I get really annoyed with small talk to people I don’t want to talk to
(and random introductions)
I get really worked up/nervous when I have to read aloud or speak in class, even though my opinion is always valid/intelligent
When refereeing, I do math in my head with the numbers on the backs of the kids’ jerseys
I plan out everything I’m going to say in a conversation and it never goes as planned
(in the instance of speaking with a crush, I never actually follow through with talking to them at all)
My arms are longer than I am tall

© J. Bernhard

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